[my breakfast toasts]

i have become fixated with the idea of owning a hello kitty toaster. it's so cute, and - get this - it puts the hello kitty face on the slices of toast.

i would track down a hello kitty toaster on the internet, or die in the attempt.

"what are you doing?" kev came into the room and stood looking over my shoulder as i clicked and typed.

"looking for a hello kitty toaster."

"why?"

"just..." i was scrolling down the merchandise with fierce concentration, "i read that reese witherspoon has one."

he paused, then said, "if reese witherspoon jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?"

June 07, 2005 - 2:27 am